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when Lady Astor was hosting a costumed ball, Churchill asked what disguise she would recommend for him. She said: “Why don’t you come sober, Mr Prime Minister?”
“One reason why I don’t drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time”.
“They say it takes six times as much land to feed a meat eater as it does to feed a vegetarian. Not that surprising given that beans don’t tend to wander in the same way that sheep do. I think that’s why farmers don’t shag vegetables - no thrill of the chase.”
Shazia Mirza, 31, has no reservations about making a joke out of her Muslim faith – and the issues that come with it. Having risen to fame after appearing in a hijab following 11 September, jokes such as “My name is Shazia Mirza. At least, that’s what it says on my pilot’s licence”
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